I like my mouse-and-keyboard interface on real computers. Touch screens get nasty and greasy fairly quickly. Not to mention that looking AT a screen is easier than looking down. Yeah, you could have the touch screen vertical, but then you have nowhere to rest your arms.

On the plus side, looks like sideloading of bespoke Metrosexual apps is relatively easy on all versions of 8. It's sad that it's locked down at all -- we can thank Steve Jobs and hope he's rotting in Hell for starting THAT trend.