I was out lounge-hopping last Saturday night. Yes, I'd had a few. I noticed two large women at one bar. Both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!" So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember...

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62 220sb
67 250S
72 280SE 4.5
74 280C
77 300D
82 240D
85 190E 2.3
86 300E RIP 12/28/09
85 300SD
92 300D 2.5
00 E320 Current
Over 1,000,000 miles in Benzes, Since66

....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii