The kid with the spiked hair was giving the older fellow a lot of lip. The guy stopped him by telling him he might be his son. How the hell is that possible the young fellow responded. The older guy said well I once had sex with a chicken.

There are too many proceedures for breast enhancement for women. They should consider wiping between the breasts with toilet tissue several times a day as a cost effective method. It works pretty well on their posteriors after all.

The wife asked why my fly is down sometimes. Simply told her one never knows when they have to count to eleven.