The day before yesterday I was driving on Highway 80 in Roseville California in my old 1967 Cougar and happened to pass a flatbed truck with an *enormous* cylindrical septic tank lashed down to the bed of the truck.

On the bottom of the septic tank, was the following inscription, writ large:


DON'T HIT ME, I'M FULL OF OOMPAH !

I almost wrecked the car, I was laughing so hard.

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