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Old 01-05-2013, 07:25 PM
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I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.

Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on dvd.

I was interested, so I asked, “Can you burn me a copy?”



Well, that was when the trouble started………………………
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