A guy goes to a football game, has seats on the 50 yard line down low, best seats in the house. As he's watching, he hears behind him, "Hey, Tommie!" He stands up and looks around, scanning the crowd and finally sits back down. It happens again, 3 or 4 times, each time he looks back and forth behind. Well, it happens again in the forth quarter, and he snaps. He turns around and shouts:

"My names not Tommie!!"