Did you know America is creating a memory wiping machine so none of us will know any history?

That Apple is releasing a cheap I-Phone?

That more children are killed in America than any other country on earth?

That the US is building mutant soldiers?

That Russia has the most tech advanced military in the world?

Yup, all true. I read it in today's issue of Pravda.

By the way... Pravda is Russian for 'truth'. A popular Russian saying: There is no truth in Pravda. (It sounds funnier in Russian.)