HOW WAS I BORN

A young boy says to his father, “How was I born”?
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway’.
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room
on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and
we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled
each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

‘You Got Male’.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving