Thought this might be fun on a Friday. Inspired by a game we've been playing around the shop this week, which in turn was inspired by an old rap song, whose chorus goes like this:

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one"

So you pretty much just take that line and modify it to suit your current week/life/state of mind. Like this:

"If you're having smog problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but an S class ain't one"

Now your turn...

MV