Or the priest 911 call, who runs into some trouble:

"I...am...stuck...in a pair of handcuffs"

911 Call from Priest/In handcuffs, bondage mask - YouTube

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

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-Native American elder