In Honor of St. Paddy's Day:


Now on sale at IKEA - "Lesbian beds" - no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...


A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol. Police say it's definitely race related...

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....

I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct (a hardware chain in the UK) thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be 'the one', but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him

Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies "No, I just live around the corner I tell ya."

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full.

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62 220sb
67 250S
72 280SE 4.5
74 280C
77 300D
82 240D
85 190E 2.3
86 300E RIP 12/28/09
85 300SD
92 300D 2.5
00 E320 Current
Over 1,000,000 miles in Benzes, Since66

....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii