A dream of long weirdness ,on a cold winters day Im waiting to cross a downtown street ,an elderly white lady approaches me and says I havent paid enough to park here ,I tell her Im walking across the street ,she holds her hand out ,thats when Im asked by another taller black cop with no hat and huge afro to pay the lady ,I do so and he says ,far out ,he goes back to directing traffic ,as I look back I see them high fiving each other.I end up crossing the street to enter a store called The New Mini Wal Mart ,the strangness continues . I ask for directions to the garden area ,your standing in it I was told ,I then ask were the restrooms are located and Im directed to a sign on the wall.I go over to the sign and look down and its one toilet sitting against the wall ,no stall ,no sink ,just a bunch of lawn chairs and boxes surrounding this one single toilet.I proceed to sit down ,a hispanic lady talking on her phone comes walking down the isle with her 3 kids in tow, as shes talking on her phone she places her purse on my lap ,Since I have a big coat she dosnt realize whats my dealima.I try to explain as she places 2 of her kids on the boxes to the side of me ,the other kid sits directly in frt of me eating his popcorn sitting on a lawn chair,I still try to explain to the lady ,with no response .The kid across from me is still starring while eating his popcorn,he then makes a face, I then tell the kids to the side of me to look the other way then proceed to get up to finish my tea time ,the kid screams ,I CURRUMBA ,I then flush twice ,which is not successful,it overflows ,I then look up at a sign above that says ,"The New Mini Wal Mart ,for you convenience" ,as I hand back the ladies purse I say ,"for your convenience", then walk away.wEiRd