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Old 04-09-2013, 05:57 AM
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"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked
> > her husband.
> >
> > "No"...said her husband.
> >
> > She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
> > her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a
> > soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar
> > bill.
> >
> > He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled
> > approvingly.
> >
> >
> > "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... She then asked
> > her husband?
> >
> > "Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
> >
> > She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
> > seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... And pulled out a
> > crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
> >
> > He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... And started breathing a
> > little quicker with anticipation.
> >
> > "Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
> >
> > "No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... And
> > excited).
> >
> > "Well go look in the garage!"...she said.
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