I was rear-ended by a teenaged bint from Pennsyltucky at the foot of the billy-burg Bridge. Epic fail #1: bint comes out of her car still yapping on her cell phone and ADMITS rear-ending me because she was "looking something up" on her iLeash. Fail #2: "my dad's a railroad cop from (Podunk, PA)."

"Well, you're not in Pennsyltucky anymore, Dorothy. Now click your heels and GTFO of my sight before I call some real cops and Daddy has to come pay your bail. You're lucky you hit my car and didn't run over a pedestrian!" (there was no serious damage to my car, only to hers, but it was nice to see her dumb ass on the verge of crying.)