Somewhere there's a video of someone else doing something just as stupid...involving a squirrel-suit, little brains and a bridge.
It ended with...
a r-e-a-l-l-y d-a-m-a-g-e-d, DNA-soaked squirrel-suit, hardly any brains and the bridge won.
This isn't a "sport" - it's practicing for the eventual suicide.
"No drips, just a l-o-n-g blotch."

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