Originally Posted by Can't Know

Nathan Feinberg just can't stand his co-worker, Ho Wan Lee. There is just some animosity there, and to some extent it goes both ways.

One day walking down the hall Nathan passes Ho and "accidentally" bumps into him, causing Ho to spill his coffee and all of the papers he's carrying.

Ho says, "now what was that all about?"

Nathan replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor!"

Ho looks at him in amazement: "PEARL HARBOR?? That was the JAPANESE you idiot! I'm CHINESE!!!"

Nathan just looks at him and replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, it's all the same to me."


A couple of days later Nathan is in the copy room when Ho walks in. Ho reaches to the top shelf for some supplies and knocks a bunch of things onto Nathan, who falls to the ground.

Nathan looks up at Ho and says, "What did you do that for, you crazy Jap!?"

Ho glares at him and says, "That was for sinking the TITANIC!"

Nathan looks at him, puzzled, and says, "What? Are you deranged? An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

Ho gives him a wicked smile and says, "STEINBERG, ICEBERG, FEINBERG, it's all the same to me!"