This weekend I got lucky at a yard sale and got several full cases of .45 auto and 9mm ammo for next to nothing. A widow who didn't know what her deceased hubby's ammo cache was worth. I put them in the back of the pickup and stopped for gas on the way back to the ranch.
There was a really hot young thing gassing up her truck on the other side of the pump. She noticed my ammo and said " I like to barter, how'd you like to trade some ammo for sex?"
I thought about it for a minute and then said "Sounds good, what kind of ammo do you have?"

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