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Originally Posted by DeliveryValve
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I was tying to be nice earlier, but I hate that place also!
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When you have finally found your way out of the bloody place you are then left with the following options.
1) Get someone to pick you up - they will be moaning about the parking fees and how impossible it is to get in and out of the place too
2) Get on a local bus and sit for three hours to get to central London
3) Get on the tube and spend two hours to get to central London
4) Get on the most expensive (calculated as cost per mile) train link in the
world to Paddington - Paddington? Bloody Paddington - what's the point! (Well at least it isn't Heathrow)
5) Get a taxi - black cab - don't look at the meter!
6) Get an illegal taxi - driver won't know the way and you'll end up being sold by Nigerians as a sex toy
7) Try to get to Reading and then get a train to London
8) Walk to Slough and see if they'll let you visit the Mars bar factory...
9) Walk to the M25 and try and get a lift
10) Get back on a plane and go land at a decent airport.