It ain't bad enough he was smoking (please don't start the anti-smoking diatribe) but for crying out loud, that's the GAS meter!

I won't mention the fact it took 9 units, 23 firefighters all of 12 minutes to extinguish the "blaze". 'Course they managed to do $10K worth of damage in that time. Slow day in the Old Pueblo I guess. Hell, 23 firefighters coulda pee'ed on the fire and put it out in 12 minutes.

http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/police-beat/cigarette-costs-tucson-smoker/article_12549fc2-d09b-11e2-9c8c-0019bb2963f4.html

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