Then I drove one...
Horry clap.
It is a thirsty little so-and-so. No matter how I drove it, I only managed to get 10MPG. Lead foot, I got an even 10mpg, and driving like a grandma, I got 10.8! Cruising on the freeway, I might have hit 11, but I doubt it...
I will admit, it looks like a thug, and had presence everywhere you go, but I am not sure those looks can make up for that atrocious mileage...

Sucks too - I really like them, and wouldn't mind getting out of my GMC and into one.