The horrors! Of course they'd be listed as an endangered species until their numbers increase to a self sustaining level.

Extinct passenger pigeon may fly again

The next big thing in finance could be in the car washing sector!

Ah yes, nothing says the great outdoors like a flock of birds so numerous they darken the sky for hours in passage, taking a crap every 10 minutes!

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― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now