I'm ashamed of you! Where did you learn those words? You just wait until your father gets home and I tell him. You'll be washing out that keyboard with Zerex GO-5 and I hope it teaches you a lesson!

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“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now