I've seen some pretty good hearses around the SF bay area; the "goth" types LOVE 'em.
One was a '66 Cadillac hearse painted candy apple purple; it had a chrome plated hangman's noose that swung back and forth in the rear window!
Its vanity California license plate said: "4U 1DAY".
It had (I had heard) a killer sond system; the subwoofers were inside its coffin!
Another such hearse sported a California vanity license plate that said: "RU NEXT".

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