10-21-2013, 09:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blue Point, NY
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Originally Posted by Skippy
I wasn't going to do this, but since this thread has dragged on, I'll break out my trusty American Heretic's Dictionary:
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FUNDAMENTALIST, n. One in whom something is fundamentally wrong, most commonly lack of reasoning ability and vicious intolerance toward those not sharing the fundamentalist's delusions. Thus, fundamentalists are especially intolerant of those able to draw obvious conclusions from observed facts, those who refuse to seek shelter in comforting falsehoods, and those who wish to lead their own lives. Members of the fundamentalist subspecies known as "Slack-Jawed Drooling Idiots" have been known to give so much of their income to "electronic churches" that they subsist on Alpo at the end of the month. In herds, fundamentalists are as useful to society as wandering bands of machete-brandishing baboons.
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Excellent. So apropos.
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