Originally Posted by ramonajim

FIL is filling out his Maryland MVA questionnaire, in hopes of getting his driver's license back.

Me: Ed - you can't say that you haven't fallen in the last three years. How many times have I had to pick you up off the floor in the last three months?!?!?

Ed: This is just for the MVA. They don't need to know that stuff.

Me: Ed - you hit a busload of nuns and puppies because you can't make your right arm work... we're GOING TO HAVE WORDS.

Ed: I'm not going to hit a busload of nuns.......

Me: You. CANNOT. LIE. ON. THIS. FORM. You're good people Ed, but you are broken. Tell the truth. Please.

Ed: I could drive to California tonight and be fine.


At some point, this is going to come down to plug wires removed from his f'n car. And he is going to hate me for it. But he is NOT going to drive when he can't even button his own damn shirt.