Where to meet for Dinner...

A group of 15-year-old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's
Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could
ride their bikes there and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies,
lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later, the group, now 25 years old, discussed where they
should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's
Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the
house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of
cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain
Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym
and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and
fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, now 65, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, now 75, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped
accessible.

Ten years later, now 85, the group once again discussed where they should
meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
Grille because they had never been there before.