in lower and middle school, ive ripped the seat out of my pants out 3 separate times on jungle gyms with varying severity. Worst was up to the belt line, and down to the back of the knee. Best was just a single cheek showing.

On each occasion, I was forced to finish out the school day. On one occasion it was before lunch, and holding my pants together while balancing a food tray was difficult. To this day, I do not wear sweat pants or similarly fragile or easily snagged and ripped pants for any purpose.


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oh, and car related, I damn near put myself in the hospital working on a truck drilling a 4 inch hole in the body and the drill jammed, stopped, and brought the extension cord around at mach 2, whipping me right in the nuts. Boss gave me the rest of the day off once I was coherent

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