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Old 01-24-2014, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by MTI View Post
Pope Calls Internet a 'Gift from God'

Wait, he does know that Al Gore's involved, right? And could it be that the Vatican's web filters are so good that he doesn't know about all the por . . . uh, nevermind.
Since his deity created everything, doesn't that also make Herpes a gift? One that goes on giving, I might add. If you are that superstitious, everything can be said to be a gift if it is good and a curse if it is bad.

I don't follow. Why bother to go for porn when you have live sex acts in front of you? Oh, that's right. The boys are growing up fast.
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