A man who harbored a suspicion that his wife might have had an affair received a text message from his neighbor.

"Sorry, I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home. Fact is I am using more than you. I confess this because I feel very guilty and hope You will accept my sincere apologies."

The man just lost it at that point and went in and shot his wife.

As he was standing there, still holding the gun and trying to decide what to do about his neighbor, his phone chimed with the alert for another text message.

"Darn you autocorrect! *WIFI*, not wife. Sorry again, I just feel awful."