I wish they would call a vodka martini something else. If it doesn't have gin, then to me it isn't a martini.

I didn't like gin the first time I had it. I thought it tasted like drinking a Christmas tree. I still think that, only it's like drinking a really tasty Christmas tree.

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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar.

83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 401,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 26,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.
99 Mazda Miata 183,xxx miles.