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Old 02-11-2014, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by barry12345 View Post
My crudeness again. Candys dandy but liquor is quicker. It can be a great inhibition remover is well known. At least bring a decent bottle of wine.

Even just a couple of drinks can loosen things up. You may need it more than she does. It even gets you a little room. Excused because it must have been the drink. As an analogy you are playing baseball. You are striking out and trying to get to first base by acquiring balls. No pun intended. I did warn you it was my crudeness.
Here is another one. Liquor up front, poker in the rear. You do realize that alcohol makes it harder, actually softer, for a guy when it comes to rising to the occasion.
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