I was going to post this in the "prostate" thread but thought it would fit better over hear where sick humor resides.

Doctor visits patient who has just awakened from anesthetic after surgery:

"Mr. Smith, I have good news and bad news."

"Give me the bad news first."

"There were complications: We had to amputate both legs at the knee"

"Damn! Well, what's the good news?"

"Mr. Jones in the next bed wants to buy your house slippers."

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62 220sb
67 250S
72 280SE 4.5
74 280C
77 300D
82 240D
85 190E 2.3
86 300E RIP 12/28/09
85 300SD
92 300D 2.5
00 E320 Current
Over 1,000,000 miles in Benzes, Since66

....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii