Maybe he does not give a sh**. about this thread. But we will see. If he does it will be interesting.

Somewhere we acquired a roll of toilet paper. It is upstairs in one of our bedroom drawers. It is imprinted with all kinds of literature. The box calls it the book of lists. Since constipation fortunately does not trouble me I have not improved my education.

This thread was a reminder I had it. Seems a shame it is never used but one never knows. Perhaps in a major snowstorm if we run out of regular toilet paper.

I went and got the box. The thread starter would approve. It is a two ply facial quality tissue. Three hundred and twenty five sheets quoted. As if we ever check. They could state anything and we would buy it. Who ever counts sheets?

Here I am just trying to bait clk man onto the thread. Also states 4.5X4.0 inches. Or 40.65 square Feet. One certainty in life is I probably will never get to read it. I do collect things but this is a little odd if not bizzare to retain at best. The cardboard box is discoloring with age like it's owner.

I could mail it to the thread starter but fear he may have found a way to do without toilet paper. Once contact with your inner self is established one may not let go.