From the yankee list - I get 13.8%:

1. Beautiful Girlfriend (Darling Wife still fills this role!)
2. Sports Car (multiple Miatas count, right?)
3. Trophy Wife (again, Darling Wife to the rescue. She's a hawt red head, 20 years my junior!)
4. Personal Chef (Darling Wife. I'm sensing a theme developing here)

From the continent - 24.1%:

1. Smartphone
2. Salary (though this seems an unnaturally low bar for the rest of the list)
3. Second Home (oh boy, all good as long as inspections aren't required )
4. Convertible Car (Woot! Miata: ALWAYS the answer!)
5. Mulberry Handbag (pfft - got two mulberry trees. Close enough.)
6. Two or more cars (oh hell yeah. got that one covered - even got two that run!)
7. Mercedes (duh)

From Planet Reality - 100%:

1. Partner who loves me/whom I love
2. Health in sufficient quantities to stand up each morning and snuggle with Darling Wife each night
3. A job that brings me satisfaction and
4. Sufficient income to keep the zoo and whatever today's definition of family might happen to be fed, clothed, and housed.

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife