The most important thing is that you have to believe in it. The doctors hold your hand, look you in the eye, and tell you that you are going to be ok. That is what they are trained to do. They are trained by the drug companies to do this. Your money is used to train the doctors. The drug companies get your money when they give you the shot and run your credit card. This is the way most of our debt-backed, consumer-based economy works.

Before you know it you will be carefree and running happily through flower-filled meadows with attractive young women. Sometimes there are strangely placed bathtubs in the meadows.

You aren't from around here, are you?

If you aren't buying this explanation, there is most likely a drug for that too.