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Definition of the word "coincidence".
A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
"What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me ..... I'm celebrating"
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence!" said the man. " I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "
"This is awesome" said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " the farmer said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence."
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