Nope, your going to wherever in the back of a Studebaker pickup.
Actually the most tasteless to me at least or morose vehicle I ever saw. Was a Packard hearse in a salvage yard years ago with wood carvings on the sides. The carved woodwork was full length along the body. There were no windows past the drivers compartment either. The carving covered those areas as well. Ugly fails to describe it. I looked for an example of it on the web a minute ago. There are none.
Strange as well that the smoothest riding vehicle we may even be in. We will not even get to enjoy the sensation of it. One marketing ploy of funeral homes they seem to have missed is the lay away plan. Insurance companies do offer it though in a fashion if you think about it.
You know you are in trouble if when passing a funeral home on foot. They ask you why do you bother to go home? I also thought of donating my remains to medical science. I just could not face another rejection though.
That my wife blames me for causing her heart attack and near demise at that time a few year ago is bad enough. I felt really bad about it and live with the guilt. Also I promised I would never again take the bag off my head when she was doing her thing.
You have to find a little humor in life if you can. It does lighten the load overall in my opinion. Not wishing to offend anyone with it at the same time.
I have also enjoyed watching the posts Tom is kindly sharing about their trip to Greece. It can only be hoped the plane can get the weight of the priceless artifacts he might be collecting along the way off the ground. I hope his wife is enjoying the trip as well. It may have been very tiring trying to locate various forklifts for her husband though.