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Old 01-24-2015, 11:21 AM
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Good news...bad news



The Lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon. “I have some good news and I have some bad news,”



The Tycoon replies, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.”



The lawyer says, “Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she feels are worth a minimum of $2-3 million dollars.”



The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done, very good news indeed. You’ve made my day. Now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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