Swamp Yankee, I have not had this good of a laugh in a long time!

I got the best results combining the two maps.

Here's a Map That Shows What Every American State is the Worst At - CollegeHumor Post

Montana: Highest motor vehicle death rate and longest lived cats: folks are swerving to miss all the cats on the road!

Arizona: Worst at going to the dentist and Sunniest state! Avoiding not only the pain of the dentist and not only blinded by the dentist's light but the sunlight!

Oregon: Most craft breweries per capita and Most prescription painkiller abuse. Guess getting drunk and high!

__________________
Current fleet:

1985 Mercedes-Benz 280TE - Waiting for heart surgery.

1985 Mercedes-Benz 300TDT - Rear ended 23 September 2016 and now looking for a new home.

1979 Mercedes-Benz 300TD - Parted out.

1964 Volkswgen Beetle - Vater's since September 1968 and undergoing a restoration.

1971 Volkswagen Sunroof Squareback with F.I. - in need of full restoration.

1971 Volkswagen Squareback automatic with F.I. - Vacationing with her caretaker until he is in better health.