Too late as I have the babe and money. I just asked the wife if she wanted two million dolllars and some help around the house.

Actually I can see an insecure and unknowing person responding. As the first letter would seem a threat to some. As stated the same basic scams have been present for years so they must still catch some fish.

Perhaps some scams are dropping off at the same time as we have not had the kind offers to fix our computers as much if at all as of late. I tried to be original when answering their calls. Things like I already have one Nigerian gentleman repairing it as we speak. As you are aware though money is everything. So if you send me fifty dollars you can replace him. Just send me a cheque for a milion dollars and being honest I will just take my fifty dollars out and send you the balance.