Only in Arkansas could something like this happen.
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According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.”
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Appeared? Are you sure if he was or appeared only?
Mechanophilia?
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It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.
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Go look around where he is standing. What is he? Retarded? If he completed the act, there should be "evidence" of a job done.
