Went to bakery for breakfast and coffee. Still here using wi-fi.

Ginormous man and skinny woman are looking at bagels which have calorie counts on them.

Lady asks for lowest calorie bagels. Girl points to plain bagels that say
"Plain bagels, 300 calories each."

Lady asks," If I buy two of the 300 calorie bagels, how many calories will that be?"

Girl at counter recovers from stunned look and tells here 600.

I would have said, " You can't eat here, you have flunked third-grade arithmetic."

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