Oh, and another thing...

If it WERE in fact a dead TCM, wouldn't it throw a specific code for that? (maybe one of my other codes that are unspecified??) The only code that offers a description is the Lateral Acceleration Sensor, the rest of the codes I can't find any information on AT ALL! Could this be a clue?

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Current cars:
2000 ML55 AMG, 174k miles
2003 C240 T-Modell, 202k miles
1995 S320, 207k Miles