Thanks for posting, those are awesome. The wording on some of those are really cracking me up.
Things like:
the two front seats are biomechanical support systems for the human torso and legs.

woodlike interior trim in the 300D is genuine handworked wood

you get a seductively responsive performance machine

And one that was in the 250SL brochure:
the filtered, dust and draught-free continuous air stream can be adjust up and down to any position

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1984 300TD -- summer daily driver
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