U.S. Soldier: Hi mom.

Soldier's mom: Hi honey, how are you.

U.S. Soldier: Just fine mom, we're doing great. How are you and dad?

Soldier's mom: Just fine, where are you now?

U.S. Soldier: We're at the airport.

Soldier's mom: Oh, that's great, you're home already! Should I come get you?

U.S. Soldier: No mom, we're at the BAGDAD airport.

Soldier's mom: Oh, so you haven't left yet. When's your flight get in?

U.S. Soldier: I'll call ya back . . .

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Scott Longston
Northern California Wine Country...
"Turbos whistle, grapes wine..."