A few years ago, on St. Valentine's Day, I stopped at the grocery store and picked up some Filet Mignon, fresh shrimp, deli cheese cake, bottle o' bubbly and some fresh fruit toppings to make a special dinner for the wife. The cashier and I were discussing the dinner I was making when a woman pushed her cart in the line behind mine. Her cart was chock full of batteries and various lotions. The cashier's and my conversation came to an abrupt end.

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