As if getting incinerated by molten rock wasn't bad enough. Now there's a chance of being turned into ozone! That does it. The next time I'm standing next to an erupting volcano I'm gonna wear some rubber soled shoes.

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“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now