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A co-worker worked part-time for a limousine company. This was the GS-11 BSEE who was crazy, homeless, a millionaire, wouldn't take a bath, didn't show up for work and still got paid, slept all day at work, and had a wholesale fish business he ran at night before we moved to Floriduh.
A driver was driving a stretched Lincoln, called the dispatcher, said there was a funny noise coming from one of the front wheels, and asked if he should bring the car back in.
The dispatcher said "No, drive it until the wheels fall off."
A few minutes later, the driver called back and said "The wheel fell off. Now what?"
Stretched limo's are a lot heaver than they started out being before being stretched. So, all the components are stressed far beyond what they were designed for.
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