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dtanesq · #8 06-16-2003, 07:08 PM

I shouldn't respond to this thread....

Women smile at me:

1. When I'm driving the TE, especially if my Golden Retriever is in the cargo area behind the barrier, my road bike is on the rack on the roof (hasn't been in 2 months) and my daughter is in the back seat. Nothing sexier than a devoted father in a safe car, I guess.

2. When I'm sitting in the passenger's seat of my lady's E430. Nothing sexier than a guy who doesn't mind being the passenger of a female driver, one would suppose. I don't mind one iota...the driver is sexier than I am.

3. When I'm climbing into or out of any car (actually I think they're laughing). I had ACL replacement surgery a few weeks ago and the brace on my left leg runs from my ankle to my crotch and contains two steel rods. I just discarded the crutches, but I still drag my leg around. I sound like Robocop walking. It's pretty funny to see me getting into or out of any car.

Women ignore me:

When I'm in the 5-Series BMW. It's Schwarz II (black), the windows are tinted and it looks like I'm trying to be fast and cool. Hmmmm.

Everyone smiles at me (and dogs bark happily):

When I'm in my '02. Maybe that's because I'm usually grinning from ear to ear while driving it around. What a happy car. Now if the Weber would only behave...

Sorry - this is the Benz forum...