A homeless man was starving. As a last resort he began knocking on doors to ask if there was any work he could do for food or money. He came to one particularly nice home and rang the doorbell. The door was answered by a fat man obviously irritated at the sight of the drifter.
"What the hell do YOU want?" the homeowner said.
"Sir, is there any work I can do around here for you?" asked the poor man.
"No and please leave before I call the cops, you bum!" was the reply.
"Please please" begged the poor man, "I am so hungry and will do anything".
The homeowner blurted "Oh you people make me sick. If it wasn't for fine people like me you would ALL starve. But just to get rid of your sorry ass I will let you paint my porch for five dollars. Look in the garage and you will see a can of porch paint and rollers. Now get with it and call me when you're finished."

About two hours later the doorbell rang and the homeless man announced that he was finished.

"Here's your five bucks, creep. Now leave", scowled the homeowner.

The drifter took the money and started walking away, but stopped and turned around to say, "By the way,.... that wasn't a porch in there,.............. it was a Mercedes!"

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